Vatican Wants Exorcisms for Teens Who Love Vampires

Thanks to Dr Beyer for forwarding the link to The Independent which today claimed that Exorcists Warn Vatican over Beautiful Young Vampires  


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Perhaps Pope Francis would like to borrow our vampire slaying kit complete with crucifix bible and holy water. Seems he wants his very own Van Helsing figure to exorcise teens too enamored of the vampire.

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Imagine an alternative ending to Twilight where Bella is exorcised and Edward is staked, decapitated and burned to ashes. Would this be better than loving the vampire? Even Van Helsing knows that ‘the vampire live on and cannot die by the mere passing of time’. Love to know your responses to this……

About Lucy Northenra

Senior Lecturer in Literature, University of Hertfordshire
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